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CUIDADO: Circulação de Peregrinos
{{ATTENTION: Pilgrims circulating}}

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R: O senhor vende conchas?
{{R: Do you sell shells?}}

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Sr: Estão aí, ó, bem à vista.
{{Sir: They’re right there in front of you.}}

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R: Quanto é?
{{R: How much is it?}}

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Sr: É 1,50€.
{{Sir: It’s €1.50.}}

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R: Eu quero uma.
{{R: I want one.}}

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Sr: Ora, a água, 0,75€…
{{Sir: So, the water, €0.75…}}

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R: Eu pago.
{{R: I’ll pay.}}

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J: Quanto custa a água?
{{J: How much is the water?}}

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R: A água, 0,75€.
{{R: €0.75 for the water.}}

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J: OK.
{{J: OK.}}

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Rf: Eu quero uma concha.
{{Rf: I’d like to take a shell.}}

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Sr: A concha é 1,50€. Esta aqui?
{{Sir: The shell costs €1.50. This one?}}

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R: Isto é da água. Agora falta as duas conchas.
{{R: This is for the water. Now there’s just the two shells left.}}

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Olhe, eu só tenho assim.
{{Look, this is all I’ve got.}}

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Sr: Aqui pago…
{{Sir: This is to pay…}}

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R: Três.
{{R: Three.}}

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Sr: Três quê?
{{Sir: Three what?}}

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R: É de… Três euros, das duas conchas.
{{R: It’s for… Three Euros, for the two shells.}}

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Sr: Ah, três euros, pois.
{{Sir: Ah, three Euros, right.}}

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R: Obrigadíssimo.
{{R: Thank you so much.}}

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Sr: Bom caminho, amigos. Bom caminho. Tudo de bom. Bom caminho.
{{Sir: Have a good way, friends. A good way. All the best. Good way.}}

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J: Posso deixar isto aqui?
{{J: Can I leave this here?}}

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R: O Joel mal consegue andar e, como podem ver, usa uma sombrinha,
{{R: Joel can barely walk and as you can see, he’s using a sunshade,}}

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que parece um chapéu de chuva, mas na verdade, é para o sol,
{{which looks like an umbrella, but it’s actually for the sun,}}

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porque tem uma parte refletora em cima.
{{because it’s got a reflective top.}}

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J: Olha, pelo menos, se chover, já vou estar preparado.
{{J: Look, at least, if it rains, I’ll already be prepared.}}

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R: Ele tem quatro bolhas e é o membro que caminha mais lentamente.
{{R: He’s got four blisters and he’s the slowest walking member.}}

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J: Porque tenho mais coisas na minha mochila, e sabes porquê?
{{J: Because I have more stuff in my backpack, and do you know why?}}

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Se não fosse por mim, não teríamos equipamento para filmar, para gravar esta aventura.
{{If it weren’t for me, we wouldn’t have any gear to film with, to record this adventure.}}

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R: Graças ao Joel, temos todo o equipamento necessário para fazer um documentário,
{{R: Thanks to Joel, we’ve got all the necessary equipment to shoot a documentary,}}

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mas coitado, às custas disso, tem muito mais peso – 11 quilos na mochila –,
{{but thanks to that, the poor guy has a lot more weight – 11 kilos in his backpack –,}}

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e tem quatro bolhas nos pés. Então, ele vai muito devagarinho, com o seu chapéu de sol.
{{and he’s got four blisters on his feet. So, he’s going very slowly, with his sunshade.}}

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J: Já tentei chamar o Uber, mas não funcionou.
{{J: I already tried to call an Uber, but it didn’t work.}}

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R: Aqui não há Ubers.
{{R: There are no Ubers here.}}

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Sr: E este, também é?
{{Sir: And this one too?}}

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R: Este é português.
{{R: This one is Portuguese.}}

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Sr: Português?
{{Sir: Portuguese?}}

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P: Bom dia.
{{P: Good morning.}}

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J: Pronto!
{{J: Alright!}}

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Sr: Leva alguma coisa, não é?
{{Sir: You’ll take something, right?}}

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R: Como é que o senhor se chama lá na fábrica?
{{R: How are you called at the factory?}}

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Sr: Já fechou, mas vocês vão lá passar, ali à frente.
{{Sir: It already closed up, but you’re going to pass by it, further ahead.}}

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R: Mas qual era a sua alcunha?
{{R: But what was your nickname?}}

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Sr: Tem um café à frente, tem uma fábrica… Fui embora…
{{Sir: There’s a café in front, there’s a factory… I left…}}

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E ali o meu nome era Parte Tudo.
{{And my name was “Breaks Everything”.}}

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R: Parte Tudo.
{{R: Breaks Everything.}}

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Sr: Há um homem aqui perto de Barcelos, é o Faz Tudo, faz os copos todos.
{{Sir: There’s a man here, near Barcelos, he’s “Does Everything”, he makes all the glasses.}}

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O filho do matadouro, ali da Linda Rosa Matadouro, é o Fode Tudo. Fode Tudo.
{{The slaughterhouse owner’s son, of Linda Rosa Matadouro, is “**** Everything”. “**** Everything.”}}

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O meu cunhado, que mora aqui assim já, o que ele ouve aqui, diz ali. É o Caga Tudo.
{{My brother-in-law, who lives close by, spits out in there what he hears in here. He’s “S***s Out Everything.”}}

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R: Acha que é fácil ou difícil, o português?
{{R: Do you think it’s easy or difficult, Portuguese?}}

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Sr: Sim, vai ser difícil para muitos, mas é a língua mais bonita do mundo.
{{Sir: Yes, it’s going to be difficult for many, but it’s the most beautiful language in the world.}}

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R: Mais bonita, não é?
{{R: The most beautiful, isn’t it?}}

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Sr: Do mundo, é.
{{Sir: In the world, yes.}}

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R: É verdade. E há aqui algum ditado, aqui na terra? Algum dizer?
{{R: That’s true. And is there any saying from this region? Any expression?}}

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Sr: Não dês peixe ao pobre, ensina-o a pescar.
{{Sir: Don’t give fish to the poor man, teach him how to fish.}}

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R: Exatamente. Não dês peixe ao pobre, ensina-o a pescar.
{{R: Exactly. Don’t give fish to the poor man, teach him how to fish.}}

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Sr: Não dês esmola ao pobre, manda-o trabalhar.
{{Sir: Don’t give handouts to the poor man, tell him to work.}}

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Sr: Não dês peixe, manda-o pescar.
{{Sir: Don’t give him fish, tell him to fish.}}

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R: Parte Tudo, prazer em conhecê-lo. ‘Tchau’!
{{R: Breaks Everything, nice to meet you. Bye!}}

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J: Obrigado!
{{J: Thank you!}}

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Sr: ‘Prontos’ [pronto]. Eu vou explicar… Vêm muitos da Alemanha.
{{Sir: Alrighty. I’ll explain… There are many coming from Germany.}}

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Eu… Vêm dois ou três, eu vejo os três e faço assim:
{{I… Two or three come up, I see all three of them and I do this:}}

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Tudo seguido!…
{{All in a row!…}}

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R: Adeus!
{{R: Goodbye!}}

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J: Adeus!
{{J: Goodbye!}}

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Sr: Olhe, ainda… alguma coisa, mas o diabo fica.
{{Sir: Look, you still… something, but the devil stays.}}

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Olhe, mas venha cá, mas… É sem malícia.
{{But look, come here, but… With no malice.}}

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Assim, você aprende alguma coisa. Se já souber, melhor.
{{This way, you learn something. If you already know it, even better.}}

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Quer saber como é que se escreve ‘burro’ em Lijó?
{{Would you like to know how ‘burro’ [donkey, dumb] is written in Lijó?}}

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R: Como é que quê?
{{R: How what?}}

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Sr: Se escreve ‘burro’ em Lijó?
{{Sir: How “dumb” is written in Lijó?}}

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R: Não. Como é que se diz? Como é que se escreve ‘burro’?
{{R: No. How do you say? How do you write ‘dumb’?}}

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Sr: Em Lijó.
{{Sir: In Lijó.}}

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R: Não sei.
{{R: I don’t know.}}

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Sr: Burro escreve-se com És dos grandes!
{{Sir: ‘Dumb’ is written with a big ‘You’!}}

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Não teve piada?
{{Wasn’t it funny?}}

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R: Com És…
{{R: With a big…}}

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Sr: …dos grandes. “És”, eu aponto. És…
{{Sir: …You. “You”, and I point. You…}}

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Sabes onde é que eu quero chegar. “Dos grandes”.
{{You know what I’m getting at. “A big You”.}}

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R: E o que é que é ‘Leijós’?
{{R: And what’s ‘Leijós’?}}

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Sr: Diga?
{{Sir: Say what?}}

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R: E o que é que disse? ‘Leijós’?
{{R: And what did you say? ‘Leijós’?}}

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Sr: Aqui é Lijó, freguesia de Lijó.
{{Sir: We’re in Lijó, the parish of Lijó.}}

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R: OK.
{{R: OK.}}

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Sr: Mais… Você é de Lisboa?
{{Sir: More… Are you from Lisbon?}}

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R: Sim.
{{R: Yes.}}

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Sr: …É a cidade. Há lá cada nabo…
{{Sir: …Is the city. There are such ‘nabos’ [turnips, idiots] over there…}}

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Não, mas… Estou só a brincar, mas sem malícia, hã?
{{No, but… I’m just kidding, but without any malice, huh?}}

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R: Sem malícia!
{{R: No malice!}}

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Vá, adeus! Temos que ir embora.
{{OK, goodbye! We have to go.}}

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Sr: Então, vá lá! Adeusinho, está bem?
{{Sir: Then, go on! Bye bye, all right?}}

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R: Adeus!
{{R: Goodbye!}}

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J: Explica lá o que ele disse.
{{J: Explain what he said.}}

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R: Ele disse ditados, tipo…
{{R: He said sayings, like…}}

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“Não dês esmola ao pobre, manda-o trabalhar.”
{{“Don’t give handouts to the poor man, tell him to work.”}}

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R: “Não dês peixe ao pobre, manda-o pescar.”
{{R: “Don’t give fish to the poor man, teach him how to fish.”}}

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Também disse, “Sabes como é que se escreve ‘burro’ aqui em Lijó?”
{{He also said, “Do you know how ‘dumb’ is written here in Lijó?”}}

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Lijó é o nome da freguesia.
{{Lijó is the name of the parish.}}

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J: OK.
{{J: OK.}}

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R: Sabes como é que se escreve ‘burro’?
{{R: Do you know how ‘dumb’ is written?}}

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J: Como?
{{J: How?}}

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R: Com “És” grande.
{{R: With a big ‘You’.}}

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Em vez de B grande…
{{Instead of a capital B…}}

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J: Ah, OK!
{{J: Ah, OK!}}

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R: Porque geralmente, as pessoas dizem,
{{R: Because usually, people say,}}

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“Oh, sabes como é que se escreve ‘homem’? Com H grande.”
{{“Oh, do you know how ‘homem’ (man) is written? With a capital H.”}}

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Capital H.
{{Capital H.}}

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Então, ele diz que aqui, ‘burro’ escreve-se com “És” grande.
{{So, he says that here, ‘donkey’ (dumb) is written with a big ‘U’ (are one).}}

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Significa que tu és o burro.
{{It means that you’re the one who’s dumb.}}

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Mas era simpático!
{{But he was nice!}}

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J: Era.
{{J: He was.}}

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R: Tentou dar-nos indicações para o…
{{R: He tried to give us directions to…}}

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Ah, nessa altura ainda não estavas ao pé de nós.
{{Ah, you hadn’t joined us yet, at that point.}}

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Ele estava a dar-nos indicações para o albergue, aquele onde nós vamos.
{{He was giving us directions to the guesthouse, the one where we’re going.}}

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Acho que é super perto.
{{I think it’s super close.}}

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J: Não, não, mas nós temos um problema.
{{J: No, no, but we have a problem.}}

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O Rafa e eu já ligámos para aquele albergue e já está esgotado.
{{Rafa and I already called that guesthouse and it’s already sold out.}}

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R: Então, não vamos para a piscina.
{{R: So, we’re not going to the pool.}}

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J: Nope. Tem que ser outro sítio.
{{J: Nope. It has to be somewhere else.}}

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R: Oh, isso é tão triste.
{{R: Oh, that’s so sad.}}

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J: É.
{{J: It is.}}

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‘Tchau’!
{{Bye!}}

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J: ‘Tchau’!
{{J: Bye!}}

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So, I just caught up with Lance, ’cause he stopped to buy water,
{{So, I just caught up with Lance, ’cause he stopped to buy water,}}

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and for some reason, he bought incense.
{{and for some reason, he bought incense.}}

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L: Olá.
{{L: Hi.}}

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J: Olá!
{{J: Hi!}}

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Ele é português…
{{He’s Portuguese…}}

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L: Sim.
{{L: Yes.}}

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J: …Mas nasceu e cresceu nos Estados Unidos.
{{J: …But he was born and raised in the United States.}}

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J: E agora estás a viver em Portugal, em Lisboa.
{{J: And now you’re living in Portugal, in Lisbon.}}

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R: Moro em Lisboa.
{{R: I live in Lisbon.}}

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J: E agora, ele tem essa coisa na cabeça, para proteger contra o sol,
{{J: And now, he’s got that thing over his head, to protect against the sun,}}

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porque ele não tinha coragem para usar ‘uma’ [um] guarda-chuva como eu.
{{because he didn’t have the guts to use an umbrella like me.}}

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E acho que vamos continuar…
{{And I think we’re going to continue…}}

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L: Sim.
{{L: Yes.}}

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J: …Com estes… ‘incense’.
{{J: …With these… incense.}}

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L: Vamos.
{{L: Let’s go.}}

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J: Por alguma razão!
{{J: For some reason!}}

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E acho que os outros já estão muito à frente.
{{And I think the others are already way ahead.}}

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Vamos lá?
{{Shall we go?}}

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L: Vamos.
{{L: Let’s go.}}

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J: I’m here walking. I’m way behind everybody else, I assume.
{{J: I’m here walking. I’m way behind everybody else, I assume.}}

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And…
{{And…}}

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So, I’ve got my umbrella, to block the sun rays…
{{So, I’ve got my umbrella, to block the sun rays…}}

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Stay cool, ‘ficar fresco’.
{{Stay cool, ‘ficar fresco’.}}

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I have stooped to a new level of touristiness.
{{I have stooped to a new level of touristiness.}}

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So, not only do I have the umbrella, but…
{{So, not only do I have the umbrella, but…}}

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That’s right, sandals with finger… toe socks.
{{That’s right, sandals with finger… toe socks.}}

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And I just found out they have a water fountain. Oh, this is great!
{{And I just found out they have a water fountain. Oh, this is great!}}

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R: Tchim tchim!
{{R: ‘Tchim tchim’!}}

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Rf: Saúde!
{{Rf: Cheers!}}

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R: A Santiago!
{{R: To Santiago!}}